After spending a day at work in Excel spreadsheets and churning out some analyses, I found myself starting to go a little batty. In an attempt to take a break and change up the pace for a bit, I was inspired to write a web analytics theme song. So, with a few slight edits to apply to a general audience, I present to you “Clicks by Provider”.
(to the tune of Eye of the Tiger):
Bootin’ up, back on the Splunk
Typing queries, grabbin’ data
Got my shit, now I’m back in Excel
Just a man and his will to analyzeSo many times, it happens too slow
You change your passion for data
Don’t lose your grip on dreams of processing fast
You must fight just to keep them aliveChorus:
It’s the clicks by provider, says the data ninja
Risin’ up to the challenge of web insights
And the last saved query runs alone overnight
To report on website clicks…by provider
